In
the Superman comics, Bizarro World was a place where
everything exhibited the exact opposite characteristics
of the real world. Evil equaled good, kill equaled save,
etc. You might have seen the “Seinfeld”
episode where Elaine befriends the Bizarro “good”
versions of Jerry, George and Kramer. In the realm of
sport utility vehicles, consider the Nissan Murano the
Bizarro version of every blocky, shoddy-handling SUV
that is about as much fun as sitting through “Superman
IV.”
Looking
like nothing else on the road, the Murano sports sexy,
fluid contours and a shape that is interesting from
all angles. Notice the raised hood lines that travel
from the grille all the way into the cabin, or the headlights
that flow gracefully along the car’s side toward
the taillights. Meanwhile, the Murano’s wheels-at-the-corners
stance declares its sporting intensions and eliminates
any notion of ever taking it through some rock-filled
gulley or any other adventurous place 98.4 percent of
SUV drivers never go.
Based
on the front-wheel-drive Altima platform and featuring
its own 245-horsepower version of Nissan’s ubiquitous
3.5-liter V6 engine (found in everything from the 350Z to the Quest)
the Murano really does feel like a car despite sitting
up high. Steering is responsive and there’s a
scant amount of body roll, which is usually the Kryptonite
of taller vehicles. Going around corners can actually
be fun in this SUV, something that can only be said
for a few, more expensive rigs. The continuously variable
transmission does a super job of maximizing the engine’s
power band (it still takes some getting used to a car
that never shifts gears, though) and the Murano accelerates
from 0 to 60 mph in a very respectable 7.5 seconds.
Even with the traditionally fuel-saving CVT, though,
gas mileage is typical for a V6 crossover SUV (read:
not very good).
The
interior is classy and modern without going over the
top like the outgoing Quest,
and features quality materials throughout. The view
out is massive with a sloping windshield that hovers
over an expansive dash top lending an airy feel to the
cabin. Controls are readily at hand with redundant radio
controls on the chunky steering wheel and a multi-purpose
display screen shows all radio, climate control and
trip information (the latter can be replaced with our
test car’s mediocre navigation system). The seats
are comfy and supportive whether in our test car’s
leather or the suede-like standard cloth, while the
reclining back seat with B-pillar mounted A/C vents
is a Fortress of Solitude. Problems do arise further
back, however, as the stylish rear end causes some nasty
blind spots—particularly when parking. An optional
rear view camera would be a wise idea to prevent backing
over the lawnmower or worse.
The
Nissan Murano shows how far sport utilities have come
from the blocky, off-roader days of the original Jeep
Cherokee. They can be uniquely stylish and fun to drive,
while still offering the space and height people have
come to love. If this is what Bizarro SUVs are like,
perhaps the land of opposites isn’t so bad after
all.

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