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The Nowhere Bar Restaurant Review: The Nowhere Bar takes its name from an innocent (or not so innocent) juvenile’s answer to the question: “Where have you been?” But like the response, this place is an illusion. There’s a total absence of décor, kitchen, comfortable seating, or even an entry door to announce its existence. Essentially, it’s a bar stool and tabled terraza facing Cabo’s yacht-filled marina and malecón (boardwalk). A semi-psychedelic yellow-and-black sign outside is the only thing that identifies (or recommends) the place---other than the nightly overflowing crowd of young and beautiful locals and twenty-something tourists. DJ’s set the beat for the mixing of drinks and hot bodies. Dancing happens, and quick bites are hustled for guests by the bar’s waiters who scurry to nearby restaurants. Sushi? Mexican? Pizza? Food orders come as quick as a waiter can run.